Sometimes a movie poster comes along that is just so bad, there is almost nothing you can say about it. *almost
Well, congratulations
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS, you have made one of the worst posters I have seen in recent years, possibly decades!
(and since movie posters have only been around for decades, that's really saying something)
First, you gave us this teaser poster, which was boring, but hey, I was willing to see what you'd come up with next and let it slide.
THEN you dropped these bombs on us.
The blue one is a little odd with it's inappropriately placed sun flair, but the real travesty here is the green one. Why does the guy in the foreground look like a bobblehead doll with an unusually large head? And what's with the creepy guy lurking in the background?
Still, these posters weren't bad enough for me to question the quality of the film. Oh no, you saved those for your next teaser poster.
ENTER THE TALKING CROTCH POSTERS!
These posters are just beyond bad!
Why would you place a face on a body that way?
Do they have talking crotches?
Are they pregnant with huge heads?
The more I stare at these, the more I laugh at how bad they are.
Who designed these?
Who approved these?
-and more importantly-
If their marketing campaign is THIS bad, how bad is the movie?
Hopefully I won't lose any sleep waiting to see what their sure to be epic final poster looks like.
will look like the first
Iron Man poster:
A Whole Lotta Randomness.
